Here’s the thing, though: It’s honestly not hard at all to make a version of this that’s faithful to the spirit of Cable’s origin that isn’t too complicated.

Dude, I go WOT at least once EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. For real. I mash the gas all the fucking time. I figured that’s why it goes all the way down, so you can mash it that far. Why are you posting on Jalopnik?

But enough about Trump’s presidential campaign...

How are you comparing a random person’s point of view on something changing to a person being put in charge of vaccine safety believing in a throughly debunked and damaging study?

Didn’t they learn anything from Microsoft’s Tay experiment? Crowdsourcing the learning is not always a great idea. How long until cars are going to be honking and flashing their lights at people that upset the algorithm?

This is why liberals need to reserve their outrage for specific crisis’s. Given enough time and enough rope alt-trolls, republicans and Trump will just devour themselves, and the rest of us will be Jon Lovitz in the Wedding Singer:

It’s already their business model.

So, shouldn’t this be another great example of a 501(c)3 violating their terms and deserving to lose non-profit status?

I can only cosplay as an old man:

That’s the final note.

investing in the militarization of vigilantes and police instead funneling cash into the crumbling infrastructure that produces his rogue gallery

Counterpoint... Families that would normally need multiple cars could share cars and program a car to move between users... Lowering the number of actual cars needed on the road.

How dare you relate Batman to Trump! How DARE you!!

Scotty: Captain, are shields are down, we have hull breaches on decks 6, 7, 34, and 6, the warp core has ruptured and we’re leaking coolant. She can’t take much more of this!

That time of year again? Oh dear

Why is this political stuff getting posted to a gadget blog?

the New Millennium will be remembered as the era in which we all willingly gave up our constitutional rights.

Ehh...the bloggers who built Gawker deserved better than this. The last 3 years have been kind of a shit show and the quality reflected as much. Honestly, if it wasn’t for the comments section, would the majority of people who were daily visitors even have checked in on the site?

Patrick Stewart: Aging better in real life than his character.

If he wants to avoid getting hosed, he should put the lotion in the basket.