Duct tape. I don’t know why, but the various preppers recommend it. It’s cheap, so why not?

[...]preemptively braced for whatever data and saved games I would lose. This is how I lost my Dark Souls 3 save last year, and I’ve reinstalled Windows enough times to know that it’s always something.

College isn’t a job training program.

can every F student go to Harvard in the US?

It’s missing a bunch of commas, too.

If the Housing Enforcers TV show is at all accurate, the UK didn’t have room for more people, immigrant or not.

never miss a chance to go ahead and shut up

It’s interesting that you mention Japan, as they are very strict about immigration. To be a citizen you pretty much have to be Japanese (they offer lots of visas to foreigners though).

Cognitive dissonance is something that far too many people in the US are afflicted with.

No, the engine is clearly spinning counter-clockwise for the first 6 seconds (as the man walks past it), then stops and reverses direction.

I never understood the idea behind the chemtrail conspiracy.

No Mans’s sky is also 40%-off on steam at the moment.

Wait, BMWs have turn signals?

The conservative guy might distrust me, and a handful of them would love to shoot me, but at least they’re willing to hire me, since our group has a very low unemployment rate.

Depending on your opinion of Trump, his lowest numbers ARE his best numbers.

Working with people from India, I have noticed one common cultural trait: they are dangerously optimistic (at least in public).

Have you tried a humidifier? (either free-standing or furnace mounted)

Have you tried a humidifier? (either free-standing or furnace mounted)

You shouldn’t use any liquid lubricant on locks, it can attract dust.

What if I have some plastic clasp hingey-things that are used to hold a bag over my shoulder and when I go hiking it squeaks horribly and drives me nuts?