Someone just has to retweet it and he will see it.

She also wouldn’t let us read Harry Potter for book reports (this was at the height of HP fever) because magic = satan.

Wait, planned parenthood isn’t just for women?

Its the same thing going though a u-pull junk yard, except it’s picked-over carcasses with stick-figure families in the broken windows.

Is that a problem with the EPA itself, or just the regulations around superfund sites?

HL1 and HL2 were released the year after a prime number year (1998 and 2004)

Maybe I should have mentioned that it was a raw turkey...

My only question is this: Can a human survive four years of constant rage, humiliation, and shock - or is my Trump’s heart just going to give out at some point?

Someone gave us a whole thanksgiving turkey one year, but we didn’t have room for it in the freezer. Since this was in Minnesota I figured it would be fine outside, so I put it in a cooler on the front porch.

In aircraft crash investigations (which tend to be VERY thorough) it’s almost always pilot error.

Hopefully a 100% signal isn’t the same as an open or short, because if you pinch a ribbon cable against a sharp metal edge, you will get a short (or open) on both sensors at the same time

Wet shoe+ wet brake pedal+ stepping on the righthand edge of brake pedal= foot sliding off brake and slamming on gas.

they promised juice and cookies, not joking

I’ve been wondering about that. How do you get an impartial jury in the age of twitter and facebook?

I think at this point they could find a sex tape of Trump with a very underage girl, and it would still have no effect.

Meanwhile, I’m lucky if I can get more than 4 or 5 days out of the battery in my Logitech G700s

Meanwhile, I’m lucky if I can get more than 4 or 5 days out of the battery in my Logitech G700s

Meanwhile, Minnesota struggles to just keep the road from turning into a hotwheels launch ramp.

This guy would be hilarious on washboard gravel. We wouldn’t be able to hear all the swearing over the sound of thud-thud-thud-thud-thud...