Fluttershy is “a female Pegasus pony” who “lives in a small cottage near the Everfree Forest and takes care of animals,”

It has to have a lot of metal to set off an induction loop. Most motorcycles, for example, don’t have enough metal to trigger the loop.

I have seen a train crossing fail, and the police show up. Instead of checking that it’s safe and guiding people across (which they can legally do), they barricaded it and made everyone take a different crossing.

Anything that leads to less pregnancies is a good thing.

If you need a new camel, just keep piling straw on the old one?

He already has a plan, and it doesn’t even require winning the election:

As far as he is concerned, “oil” is somthing you buy from a commodities broker, and it comes printed on pieces of paper with official seals and signatures.

Did you not see toy story 1? The aliens are crane-game toys from a restaurant, of course they worship the claw.

Those giant pits in the final pictures aren’t from rust.

The senator was vulgar, almost illiterate, a public liar easily detected, and in his ideas almost idiotic…. There was no more overwhelming actor on the stage, in the motion pictures nor even in the pulpit. He would whirl arms, bang tables, glare from mad eyes, vomit Biblical wrath from a gaping mouth; but he would…

disunification is a valid word (even if spellcheck says otherwise)

Considering how he rigged his campain finances to turn a profit for his corporation*, I doubt winning the election was ever his goal. He just wanted the money and fame. (and to discredit the democrats)

I think they just took google maps, plotted out all the monuments and such, and made them pokestops.

Or it was time travel, and in the future there is a research facility on that particular plot of land.

They have x-ray machines that make organic matter (like drugs or smuggled food) show up in a different color.

First it was the weather, now it’s the news. Next it will be the DJ on the radio.

There seems to be a trend of ugly horse sculptures in Colorado. Like the one near Loveland that is supposed to represent railroads, horses, and mountains all at the same time, but ends up looking like mutant giraffes on a roller coaster.

These are problems with lens technology that can’t be fixed with eye tracking.

You eyes have image stabilization that the camera didn’t have (this was filmed with a pair of glasses after all).

You can tell from some of the pixels?