Shortly after learning how to play video games, the brain began calling its opponent the n-word.

Thank you. He’s self satisfied and sexist. It’s dumb. His ability to regurgitate his 5-10 catchphrases is like nails on a chalkboard. 

Well, Amsterdam’s advertising campaign certainly hasn’t done it any favors. All of the commercials I see are basically lightning fast cuts as they flash a zillion actors’ names across the screen. You walk away with no idea what the film is about. The trailer isn’t much better. I actually heard the trailer before I saw…

The mechanical side, for anyone who wants to minmax. The very first quest, The Rescue, is an unforgiving fight even on easy. At body 7, you can get regenerating health out of combat. At intelligence 7, you can get a perk which lowers enemy resistances. Early on, hack every vending machine and drop every body into a…

A big part but not necessarily untrue. A Macan has 3x as many quality control stops as a Q5 while being built. They don’t do that for no reason, and it absolutely adds cost to the consumer. Whether or not that cost is worth it is up to the buyer I guess...

Oh we’re back to blaming buyers for CDPR’s hyperbolic marketing now.

I don’t know why people are being so weird about all of this. Witcher came out in 2007 and it took them 4 years to figure out how to make Witcher 2, a sequel, but with dramatically different tools and combat systems, and then 4 years to make a wildly celebrated open world game. Then, in the next 6 years, they released…

They’ll fly off the shelves because they’ll likely be great games with great writing, that may release flawed (like most video games these days) but will receive years of after care. Just like TW1-3 and CP77.

The trailer for this movie has a joke that says:

I automatically click the non-Fandom wiki page if available.

I’m probably not alone in thinking Fandom is the worst wiki site out there. What’s worse is that there are a lot of independent wikis out there that have a competing Fandom wiki. The Fandom ones are usually top on search engine results. :/

Ah the good ol’ 3rd party Nintendo TAX. Brings me back.

Charlie Brooker (The Black mirror creator), when he was writing his articles for The Guardian wrote a bit about when he met Coolio , and he seemed like a nice chap.

I’ll give the guy credit: This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read.

A recent A. V. Club article on Bourdain is facing criticism from readers who don’t want to watch a stupid fucking video.

“By Grabthar’s hammer, these children can’t act”

This.  They’re public enemy #1.  Fuck all coal rollers.

Hello in there, dudebra. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?

While its true that GM’s GMT360 platformed SUVs received like five different versions