Ferrari is one of the safest brands on the planet. They aren’t affected by recessions, they don’t need a marketing department, they can afford to flat out turn away customers who don’t fit their ideal. So they’re a terrible example if you’re trying to demonstrate how these people don’t have good business sense…

I have always taken issue with the discourse around Quiet which always just sounded to me like slut-shaming. Wanting a Resident Evil giantess to sit on you is perfectly cool but a woman existing in a bikini is Japanese perviness in full effect.

Now even Americans can play the game! /s

“Prime Day, a promotion organized by a company that’s regularly violated anti-union-busting laws”

Nepotism.

Or they said “apparently we can’t get away with half-assing things on the cheap, so don’t bother.”

Molested by cars?

Holy grammarcide, Batman!

“and drive good old red white and blue”, that’s a euphemism for “Japanese Cars are better in every single way but Americans are stupid and would rather buy dog shit than something imported”.

The feelings this causes for the modders themselves must be so confusing.

So here’s a puzzler I’ve been turning over in my head. Why is it the NV van looks so awkward while the Suburban, which followed the same plan of a full-length pickup hood on a van, looked fine?

Push the button, Frank!

Monday: The Princess is one of the 15 best movies coming to Hulu in July.

I wonder if this will have an odd focus on tooth decay like John Adams.

If you want to be all un-binary and glamorous that’s cool, but maybe learn about how to do makeup so you don’t look like something Ru Paul kicked out of bed for eating crackers.

Maybe they could release turkeys from a helicopter on Thanksgiving.

27k is a dogshit number outside of niche vehicles. Nissan also doesn’t have brand loyalty and they sell them at a relative discount.

Here’s the thing, Nissan was pretty successful with the first generation Titan; at least they were when it was still pretty fresh. The problem here was that they let the first gen linger too long, and then the second gen just wasn’t good enough. I mean, yeah, it’s hard to go up against the big three, but like most…

What portion of buyers buy out their lease?