At the age of 36, out of all of the years of gaming related crap, nothing has pissed me off more than the handling of Titanfall 2. Now it seems the narrative has changed as Jason said the release date was entirely Respawn's decision.

Well, thankfully he’s the writer, instead of some Mass Effect fan nutjob hell-bent on revenge for ME:A.

Cheapest is the QX80. Shit truck, but it doesn’t matter to the neighborhood I live in. No taste these people :)

I swear 2/3 of Jalops are broke or too fucking cheap. I’m in the broke category, but I try to limit the whole “That’s not what I want at all!” when they don’t want/can’t spend more than 10k on a newish car.

Good one, but it would depend on how much debt he's in after school.

What can or can't I fit in the hatchback?

Like the CX-5, the Escape has had like three facelifts. Unlike the Mazda, it seems that Ford has done nothing outside of a new face.

How’s that 8-speed PDK feel compared to the 991.2 7-speed?

The negative-equity was exactly the thing I was going to say, except you said it a lot better than I could. Unfortunately 30g sounds about right for low-income families, as it might just happen to me sooner than later.

This is Harley we’re talking about, so they’ll be overpriced just like everything before. The only difference now is they really need this to sell.

Nope. Look up what happened when Jalopnik “scooped” the C7 almost two years before it premiered.

The “Mercedes for Accord Money” CLA crowd is a bit...interesting. The kind that own multiple (and successful) small-businesses, but credit at a short supply. The kind where the husband drives some random vintage Lexus GX/LX.

Caprices were well loved by some departments, but surely you jest that those cars made it to mid-aughts.

Yes, they could possiy afford it but will use some sort of excuse as cover to pay executives, investors, etc.

So it sounds like they don't pay out because they can’t afford it, even though ad revenue has been healthy as of late. This warrants a deeper investigation.

I have a Twisted Metal itch I’ve been wanting to scratch for years (you damn kids don’t want car combat games it seems), does any part of Arena War satisfy that?

You forgot Jason Garrett. I don’t care if the Cowboys made the playoffs, because he still won’t make it to the Championship game again.

Deadspin: Come for the snark, stay for the consistently Canadian-heavy commentary?

Likely salary, and still legal in the U.S. unfortunately.

Yeah he’s not very good, but whatever it takes to torture Eagles fans the better. “NBC Sports Philadelphia”, what a joke.