Ugh. There’s nothing more embarrassing than people trying to prove they are ‘hip’ by referencing LSD when they haven’t had much experience with it.

I hated that movie. Glad I’m not the only one.

Yeah, hot cornering launchpad is the key. There’s no easier way.

this times a million.

“As in, there’s no “male” in “female.”

That is not at all appetizing.

nice, thanks!

What’s the appeal of having apps in the dock instead of using the launchpad? The only apps I keep in my dock anymore are ones that I might need to drag files onto.

Who’d a thunk?

Turn up lights please. Can’t see sum of my meal.

The measure of intelligence needs to be independent of technology. It makes people appear smarter than they actually are.

C’mon, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is way more likable than Donald Trump.

Ugh. Clickbait. They were in no way “nearly crushed”.

I’m going to guess that you’re no fun at parties.

Yes, but I can masturbate any time I want.

Woman discovers she has crabs. News at 11.

And nobody made a video about it, did they?

Didn’t mean to be hostile either. Just being a smartass.

They say the crazy ones are good in the sack.

On the one hand, you sound like a joyless prick. On the other...