A chest full of booty?

No.

This would be perfect for me and my girlfriend. We could play MMOs together, not far from each other, and with a huge and pretty desk.

@The Magistrate:

Hahaha. I am so buying this. I'm not even a fan of Dante's Inferno, but that has to be hilarious to see.

Hmmmm...

I've never really understood Castlevania. But, the movie doesn't sound like it would be bad... But, WHY that guy? :/

The game isn't so bad. I just wish that it was MORE based on the actual film. The game was somewhat fun, and a little spooky at times, really. and the characters look awesome!

@p.e.r.e.g.r.i.n.e.:

@jcb231:

"The ads cannot be legally obscene, sexually explicit, depict nudity or portray graphic violence nor can they incite lawless illegal action."

GWAR? Um. No thanks, I'll pass.

I hope Kotaku posts some of the entries when the contest is over. :D

"Car Surfing"? Like... the wheels on water cheat? Or jumping on top of a car and acting like a retard?

"Activision will not kill Brutal Legend."

@Omegabakon:

Wow, I thought you guys meant a PS3, not the actual original Playstation. hehe.

TF2 should've never been released on the Xbox. All of the good updates are only being added to the PC.

@DaveKap:

Real sound recorders wear the full suit of armor.