Defibrilator kits must be made mandatory for all professional, collegiate, and amateur sidelines. Period.

Yeah, but for a lower price, are you getting the same amount of smug superiority?

CT5, CT6, ATS, CTS, XTS....goddammit, I want the old names back. Gimme a Deville, Seville, Eldorado, Fleetwood, Talisman, even a Catera instead of this alphabet soup nonsense. Find this ONE WAY not to ape the Germans and I’d respect Cadillac a lot more.

This doesn’t make much financial sense, but it would be really nice if Nintendo gave people who bought Mario Kart 8 and/or its DLC some sort of discount for this game. I’m intrigued, but I’ve already spent ~$70 on this title and I’m not too keen on throwing in another $60.

I know earnest does not work well here, but fucking good for him. Just a guy in the NFL who wants to do right by the kids and who calls other guys out for charging them — even if on behalf of a charity that these kids have no responsibility to support? Hell yeah.

Identity theft. Just part of the circle of life.

In winter, when my hoses will freeze, my buckets will freeze, my power washer will freeze, and my butt will freeze, I will use a car wash to keep my car clean. Stating that I don’t care about my car because I use a car wash is a hideously stupid conclusion to draw.

See, here’s the thing.... you acknowledge that most people aren’t joining the military to go to war with people they don’t know, but then say that they should just go volunteer and do community work instead. Like you said, the majority of the people joining are doing so because they lack the skills/discipline to hold…

Your tears are delicious

“No cheating!”

This is your reminder that FUCK JAY LENO.

NFL Primetime circa 1998-2005 was the fucking best. That one crazy game every week would be like seven minutes of highlights with perfect music.

Bell is learning the hard way that when you put on that Pittsburgh Steelers uniform, they expect you to bee where you’re supposed to bee.

It’s hard to even think of words that can describe what a great person she was. I got to meet her in 2008, not in my hometown of Knoxville, ironically, but in the dining hall at the small college I attended in Kentucky. She was there with her son who was looking at schools at the time. I was initially reluctant to…

Hopefully the follow up story will begin with; “Former Jaguars player Dan Skuta."

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

“I started to feel like I was Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory”

The $10 annual fee pays itself off very fast if you buy your tickets online - the (stupid) convenience fee is waived, so if you go to the movies often that $10 is nothing lost in the end.

This is a remarkably long article for something that can be summed up by saying, “Impossible - Radiohead is godawful noise.”

Only a 20-something member of Generation Whiny Dipshit would think that having to split up from your travel partner and ride in the back is a tragedy.