Chili.

I think that if they were going to do it, it would have been done already. Walter Payton, Reggie White, and Barry Sanders come to mind, as does perhaps Montana and Emmitt Smith. That's not even going back to players like Unitas. They would have to be legendary, loved, and have contributed game-changing things to…

Our last Christmas trip happened as our child was in a teething phase. If you have not experienced that, teething diapers are the spawn of Satan himself come to rest against your child's buttocks. When that child is traveling and crapping himself during Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, the excrement often leaves the boundary…

How long before Urban Meyer quits Ohio State and bolts for the NFL quoting "family time" and "health issues"? Surely the NCAA will be doing an investigation into him soon with rumors involving Harvin, Hernandez, Jenkins, and the other crap that happened while he was in Gainesville. Clearly he dipped out at the right…