Aw. Now he’ll never find the real killers.

Just terrible. My father died the same way

I thought they canned Barsanti?

Given her run of movies in the past few years as a producer and/or actor, I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.

I’m looking forward to the musical number about how the Joker feels about big butts and how he can't lie about how he feels about big butts.

“The actors also alleged that Stallone asked production to bring in “pretty young girls to be around me” instead.”

That person’s entire job is to evaluate whether their studio is likely to lose money or make money by purchasing the rights and spending money on P&A.

...they’re praising women and you’re getting fussy lol

Some people use English degrees for good, some people use them for...well, this kind of thing.

So where does that leave us? How do we connect an unintentional corporate satire, a slice of naïve camp, a technically disastrous piece of shit, and an illogically fun superhero movie? With a web, of course—one that can connect them all.

Trying to hold this up as “camp” always seemed like try hard. It’s lazy, uninspired, and just outright poorly made in a lot of spots. Camp requires intentionality. It’s okay to enjoy shitty things without needing to justify it, that’s why McDonald’s is still in business.

“I’m out.”

Won't Trent.

Will Trent what?

Wait, so there’s an actual female Silver Surfer in the comics and we’re supposed to care about morons that want to complain it’s not a male in the movie?

*hurls DVD of “Blue Crush” at you*

Well you see, when one wants to take a molehill and convince others that it’s actually a mountain, a bit of creative license is necessary. 

The crane is so big, it won’t fit on a website.

It would be kind to say everyone is a decade too old for this story (but Carol Burnett is looking too young for her actual age, so maybe that evens things out). I can’t take this story seriously, but I’m okay to see these people whatever they want to do.

They had her in the running for years to play the ride character Redd, who is blatantly based on Anne Bonny.