Well you see, when one wants to take a molehill and convince others that it’s actually a mountain, a bit of creative license is necessary. 

The crane is so big, it won’t fit on a website.

It would be kind to say everyone is a decade too old for this story (but Carol Burnett is looking too young for her actual age, so maybe that evens things out). I can’t take this story seriously, but I’m okay to see these people whatever they want to do.

They had her in the running for years to play the ride character Redd, who is blatantly based on Anne Bonny.

There was no Sigourney Weaver,  only Zuul.

Where did you get that from?

Pretty sure I read that Villenueve has ruled out going past Messiah. 

“Try Maxine,” comes a male voice, in the tone of a therapist.

Roadhouse is gleefully dumb, but it’s also one of the most entertaining movies of the decade. It’s infinitely rewatchable. I doubt this will be.

That’s Doctor of Philosophy, thank you very much.

Directed by a hack of a director.

Jake Gyllenhaal strikes me as a weird little theatre imp (in a positive way) who also happens to be willing to be superhero buff. I’d disagree with people who say he doesn’t have charisma, but it’s a more malovelent, mischievous charisma - his intensity in films like Zodiac or Nightcrawler is amazing, and then on the…

Hey you should should really try to bitch about DEI in every comment you make it’s doing wonders for you.

I’m wondering to what degree we can just copy-paste all the discourse from the first movie and save ourselves a lot of time and effort.

Carano is currently suing Disney for wrongful termination and discrimination. Does she have a case? Who knows. The mysteries of the law are beautiful and strange.

In short, they call it “canceling” because they can’t comprehend the idea of consequences.  

She was a fighter right? Maybe CTE? Or just a dumb bigot? Both? 

To be fair Jaffar did have a few good one liners.  

You’re a fucking idiot.

“I mean Hitler was a monster, full stop, but”

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