If they remove Johnson, no one will take the job. But that’s the point.

As someone who really gets into awards season, I actually like the Golden Globes for three reasons:
1. They divide the movie awards into Drama and Comedy categories. (granted, they frequently have ridiculous ideas of what should fall under the “Musical/Comedy” distinction, but that’s a story for another day)
2. They…

I just like seeing the celebrities get drunk

Yes. 

I’m not letting my kids watch this. I’m cutting down on their Skrein time.

Instead of simply kissing the guy who turns out to be her brother, there’ll be ten minutes of Whatever Her Name Rebel Chick having grunting, sweaty, saliva-for-lube anal sex with him.

Snyder has confirmed that the director’s cut of the first movie will be R-rated

Buuuuut... Alexandra Daddario.

Why is the Venn diagram between “right-wing troll” and “unfunniest person you’ve ever met” basically a circle?

Telling people you know that what you just said is stupid and bad doesn’t make it less stupid or bad.

De Niro and DiCaprio, together again, for the first time, for the last time! 

I dont want your explanation. I dont care about your decision. I am merely suggesting you get a life.

What do you mean starting to? This inane obsession with some singer’s love life is fucking strange right from the jump.

“Will credited her memoir, Worthy, for giving him a new appreciation for the life she’s lived”

If you don’t want your family’s business all over the media maybe don’t put out a tell-all memoir?

It’s up to voters to see through their misleading rhetoric

“Every word they say about each other is made into its own headline, pulled apart and dissected until it becomes incomprehensible, like staring at a painting too long until it becomes a blur of colors instead of a picture.”

Jada has spent the last few years reinventing herself as some kind of self-help/therapy/lifestyle/relationship podcaster which is wholly predicated on her being open and honest in her frank discussions about real topics. We now learn that all of her relationship talk has been founded on a gigantic lie. Why should we…

These apology tours are weird.
You’re not committing a crime; you’re making an aesthetic choice. That’s ok.