This all very very easily tracks for Emma Roberts.

to become a cop in my country you effectivily have to go to “college” (for a lack of a better term).

I was actually born after the day and year presented in the movie, but there is something about the people and the school that ring true to those of us who went to school before the internet.

I’m still very much in the camp of not beating up on people who end up doing the right thing after they’ve embarrassingly done the wrong thing, so good job Bill. But also, Bill Maher was an asshole before this, so fuck you Bill.

It’s easy to tell when Bill Maher goes off-script. His writer-free podcast is so, so hilariously bad. Tim Heidecker and Fred Armisen recently did a brilliant parody of it that you should absolutely watch on YouTube.

ugh, maher is probably going to double down because he’s such a rebel.

It’s always the person you could suspect.

It’s always the person you least suspect. Here, Brand is the person you most suspect, which makes you think you shouldn’t suspect him, which makes him the person you least suspect.

OnlyFans of The Sopranos know who she is. 

Not sure you can call it fanfiction when the company that owns the story is the one telling it.

‘Wherever there is injustice, you will find him...

If it’s fake it’s pretty lame. Why not go all out? Just set up a green screen and have him break up Godzilla and Mothra going at it or some shit.

This newly reported incident involving Rahimi comes on top of his alleged acts of violence against his ex that we already know of. His alarming rap sheet also includes arrests for shooting at someone’s home with an assault rifle in response to social media posts, shooting at drivers, shooting his gun in front of…

Neither of these men know what a clitoris is or where to find one.  Just saying.

“House Republicans blamed depleted social security funds on abortion reducing the “supply” (vomit) of future workers.”

For those too young to remember, the 2000's were grosser than you can imagine.

I’m sure it existed in some form beforehand, but after Britney Spears and other ingenue pop stars got big, there was more or less a “ticking clock” for when they finally turned eighteen. I think the Olsen Twins were the most prominent one,…

How’s that working out for Best Director?

Basically, she believes that someone, perhaps Kardashian-Jenner matriarch Kris Jenner, had been blackmailing Timothée into a relationship with Kylie.

This is a bonkers take. After character creation, almost every single upgrade in Starfield is “+10% pistol damage” “+10kg carry weight” “-5% O2 consumption” “+10% persuasion chance”. Comparatively, the skill tree in AC: Valhalla was a fucking design masterclass.

The game looks and plays like a decently-modded Skyrim on a good gaming PC from about 2013.