Are you using your Associate Degree in Applied Nonsense to deduce all of this, or just your general expertise earned by a lifetime of licking door knobs?

Why are the studio heads the ones in the room making offers? They should be sending their best professional negotiators, not the morons who got into this mess in the first place. There is absolutely no “good faith negotiation” that involves the physical presence of David Zaslav.

The meh-nority.

WARNER BROS. WILL SELL THE SNYDER DCEU TO NETFLIX AFTER GUNN TAKES OVER I SAW IT ON YOUTUBE STOP TALKING I’M NOT LISTENING I’M NOT LISTENING I’M NOT LISTNaaaaagggghhh

 Game of Gladiator, Part One: Star Dune

In the proper 4:3 aspect ratio.

Snyder fans have already declared Rebel Moon the greatest movie ever and are demanding a director’s cut.

“The crew” is more than just the (... ill-suited, to put it diplomatically) producers/writers. I’m sure the camera crew, set designers, makeup artists, etc. are all incredibly great hardworking people who poured a lot into the show.

In the first Star Wars film, Obi-Wan tells Luke that Darth Vader killed his father. In The Empire Strikes Back, Vader tells Luke that he is his father.

I think the answer to the question “what’s a prequel character gotta do to get a break” is “be Ahsoka Tano”.

She’s been like this from the start. Shit, before she hit virality with her cow song she was uploading songs about Stormfront memes like “Dindu Nuffin”. One of the first things she did after getting famous was defend her long history of calling gay people “faggot”. She’s trash. This is who she is. This is who she…

If this were a totally fictional story, and it was just a random character that was given a large prosthetic nose to broadly signal Jewishness, that’s “jewface” (which is problematic). In this case, an actor is using prosthetics to more closely resemble Bernstein, an actual person who had a prominent nose. AND…

“Before we fell in love,” the priest wrote, “I promised to always care for you and protect you, like a father. I still look at you and see a child, but in the best way imaginable. You are mine - no one else’s, and I will always be a father to you until I die.”

Damn liberals and drag queens.... oh, wait a minute...

TBH, this is a lot less than I was expecting. I was anticipating something to the tune of 200 GB (though, I expect future expansions will help Starfield meet that milestone :P).

Barbie aside since it obviously made a ton of money, but this trend is one my theories as to why movie box offices are down. There’s little reason to go to a theater to see a movie when you can just wait a few weeks and watch it at home. Home entertainment equipment is good enough nowadays that its just not worth it…

I didn’t react that way because I don’t think chess is a big deal, I reacted like that because how the fuck are trans people a threat to chess?

Thanks for the shoutout to the WGA/SAGAFTRA strikes. My wife is WGA and I’m SAGAFTRA so we’re very invested in the picket line. Anything you love in a movie or TV show (or a play for that matter) was written by someone and performed by someone. All we want is to not be shafted by executives who absolutely need $24M/yr…

“you might think Christianity would be a force for peace...”