Best case scenario: really bad firmware/driver errors/flaws, causing possible interference between the two Joy Cons. This can be fixed by an update.

i’ve no identify crisis, and nether does Racheal (according to her). But we all mock her. Irony? We applaud Caitlynn Jenner but we mock Rachel Doleza? What am I missing here?

still scratching my head at how people can identify as a different gender but can not identify as a different race.

I am a man and this kind of rubbed me the wrong way. And there is no excuse for heterosexual women to be bad at rubbing men. Lol. I kid, I kid.

Unfair Competition Prevention Act? What the hell? Is Nintendo trying to start a go cart business or something?

Jesus Nintendo, I love you, but would you stop it being so bloody overprotective already? it’s not like you lose your copyright the moment you don’t protect it you know. You are making Disney look sane in…

Obligation is a high bar; I would settle for common courtesy.

You do realize that he technically owns a license, not the code itself?

It’s not “his” in any way, shape, or form.

Sure. Everyone has the right to be an asshole, but exercising that right still makes you an asshole.

One of my Great^5 Uncles was Jeff Davis’ Attorney General for the CSA and another was a Confederate general. My family roots in the South run more than 250 years before The War. I say all this to add a bit of credibility to my assertion that the Treason Flag is not about “pride in Southern Culture” at all and anyone…

freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.

I say let these whiny babies have their terrible version of the game but stop calling them “Smash champions” or let them claim they are the best players of the game. When you need to remove the majority of the content before you can play the game without bitching you shouldn’t get to make that claim.

Anyone think that smash rulebooks are just getting to big? It just seems like they make a rule about anything people complain enough about. At least that’s the perception from the outside looking in.

No, we can’t have nice things because Nintendo won’t make any nice things for us to buy, just three underpowered gimmick machines in a row. The latest of which they won’t even give us much info about before launch, because they know it is a turd that would disappoint people enough to not buy them, instead of buying…

Reason #1A to join the glorious console gaming race.... no aimbots, no wallhacks, none of it. Ever.

Nintendo can take their timed demo bs and gtfo.

I think it had more to do with how the handled MW Remasterd’s release. I liked the newest CoD but that was B.S.

Except, that would be stupid and entirely undermine my joke.

I’d start by disowning any friends and family you have who have ever voted Republican