Oh my gosh. Yes it must be absolutely terrifying thinking that the elite rich dude bros may now be held accountable for their actions. My heart hurts for all the poor, poor (rich) boys who now may have their histories of attempted rape and heavy drinking ragged out of the darkness and into the light of day! To think…

But their mother married him, so how much better can she be?

THEN TEACH YOUR SONS TO NOT BE RAPISTS! IT’S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE!

“I am so frightened that my sons might not be granted the immense privileges, free rein, and total lack of accountability that I believe is their white male birthright... as it was mine, and my father before me, and his father before him...”

After this, and what he said about women needing to stay out of the workplace if they can’t “handle it”, AND basically his entire history...I’m scared for his daughters.

Dr. Blasey Ford knew what was going to happen. The accusations, the slander, the lies, the death threats against her and her family.

McGowan was assaulted by Harvey Weinstein. Sorry that’s not apparently enough of an accredation to be a visible part of the movement.

This is what happens when affluent white women co-opt an authentic, grassroots movement. Time’s Up is just MeToo with an $80 yoga mat. Remember: Over half of white women got us in this mess. They’re not going to be the ones to change anything.

Asia should have got a tattoo that said “don’t sleep with under age boys” to remind her not to sleep with underage boys.

Ah, it’s the Acceptable Victim Gatekeeper! Only nice and ‘likable’ women are allowed to be victims, right? And being a victim certainly wouldn’t mess with someone’s emotional state. Plus since they’re “whores” of some variety they were asking for it anyway. STFU and take your trashy misogynistic drama with you.

It is hard for me to understand this. I don’t think I even want to understand this because it would mean that something inside of me has died.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That would actually be a really good explanation for why she couldn’t come up with a more convincing explanation than “I made a rash decision.” They never break the 4th wall on this show and acknowledge that there’s external intervention. And the more I watch Andy Cohen, the more sure I am…

Yessss. “Hey wifey, make sure you’re home when I get back tonight and dinner’s on the table. Oh, and would you mind cutting me a check for 20k? Short on payroll at my latest bar. Thanks.”

I love Kenya. I can’t even really explain why, but I do. Her phone conversation in part four (“I don’t have time for that. Not today, not next week. Not next Wednesday at 3, not even Friday at 1.”) may be my favorite thing ever said on the show.

I interpreted it as a the drunkenness of a man who likes to play the victim and make the world think he was brokenhearted.

Seconded. Also, Peter, any reason I need to know how long it’s been since you fucked your wife? I once knew a guy who filed for divorce on the grounds of alienation of affection, i.e. his wife stopped fucking him. (This was faaaar from the biggest problem in their marriage.) It always came across as so dated, like…

Just to add, many/most of them are/were at one point married while on the show. You’d be surprised how quickly marriages fall apart for people with personality disorders who are also starring on reality tv.

I’m trying to think of a worse scheme that has ever been perpetuated, across the entire franchise,than accusing a costar of plotting to drug and rape a fellow cast member. That is just FOUL.

I AM VINDICATED.

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