Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

I used to work for the Royals ad agency writing TV and radio spots. We referred to every team by their mascot except for Cleveland. The organization refused to use the term “Indian” whatsoever. Apparently their front office isn’t alone on that, so I’m sure it shuffles over to the NFL to a degree.

I really feel like we need to sympathize with those impacted most by that graphic. My prayers go out to the 40 Rams fans in Los Angeles that have to watch their team at 6:30 AM on October 23rd.

“Somehow, he realizes that a dominion over her buttocks is also a dominion over her heart”

I’m sending this to my bf as a valentine.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

I read like a voracious word slut. I will do anything for a character that gets under my skin, for a wordsmith that spins a tale. Fuck that - poetry is my favorite tryst.

Dammit Barry, you just had to mention the Patriots’ line shift. Now the comment section is full of butthurt Steelers fans. Shifting along the line is not cheating. Shit, man, you can shift the D-line before the snap in video games. Shouting out a fake snap count when you’re on defense is cheating. Learn the difference…

Washcloths are garbage. Everyone knows this.

Hell... who invented stand-up comedy? Who was doing stand-up before Amateur Night at the Apollo Theatre?

Yeah, I’d never seen the show before that clip, but that shit is a lot more impressive than American Gladiators. And it seems like probably fewer PED’s.

Before any Patriots fans comment:

are we done pretending American Hustle was good, at least

If Rachel has always felt like a white woman trapped in a black woman’s body, is it for us to say that she’s “lying”?

Sorry, but you don’t get to claim you’re DC just because you live in the part where a bunch of racist ass slaveowners demanded retrocession. In fact, Arlington and Alexandria residents pretending they are DC is about as NoVa as it gets.

Judging by how I get treated when out with my best friend who unfortunately lives there, I was expecting all 46 fears to be “black people.”

List of DC Residents’ Worst Fears:

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

The author seems to be confusing Jim Bakker and Jerry Falwell. It was Jim's downfall that killed the park, that and the lack of outlying attractions.