Yeah and I heard he was eaten by dragons. You know, from “sources.”

Quick question. Who actually watches these shows? They must be out there. It’s like Hillary voters. I don’t know any, but they must be there is she keeps winning.

Jon Lovitz, a primer.

Were there any shots of Asians in the audience during that horrific Asian joke?

Eminem already dealt with this. In a way the doesn’t suck.

If it makes anyone feel any better. I’m almost certain Iggy Pop will live to 110.

Vontaze Berfict has just been named the Broncos’ player of the game.

There can be only one.

Shattered Glass. He’s incredible in that.

It was either give up booze for January or stop reading books by white guys. Gave up the booze.

The only person I can think of who ever gave a good SOTU response was short-lived presidential candidate Jim Webb - back when he was a senator - who threw out whatever crap the DNC gave him and just tore Bush a new one about the Iraq war. Because he didn’t give a fuck. (An attitude that kind of back fired late last…

Did you see Shattered Glass? He was pretty awesome at playing loathsome in that. He has the talent. Ain’t his fault he got crap lines. TFA’s lines weren’t stellar, but they are Melville compared to Lucas’ dialogue.

Right. Most feminists have nothing but wonderful things to say about ISIS or the Saudi government.

If Beyone could sing like that she wouldn’t have to dance.

My 7-year-old boy accidentally saw this and I assumed he would have been greatly upset. But instead he said “awesome” and wanted to show it to his friends. “Sniff,” my boy is really growing up.

Pretty sure Abrahams went into this knowing his grave responsibility to produce a Star Wars that didn’t suck. And he had plenty of examples how not to make an awesome Star Wars film. Not saying it will reach the levels of the first two. But it has to be better than the prequels.

Bill Cosby, is that you?!

I would argue that the White Holy Ghost was extremly rocking in old-school Applachian pentcostal churches. Just check this out. I’m sure you can still find joints like this if you really go off the beaten path.

Agreed fall sucks. Shorter days suck. Leaves suck. And pumpkin flavored shit really sucks.