This is atrocious... I’ll take 6

Then we’re all fucked.

I don’t understand how people organizing collectively and showing unity (e.g., by printing up signs with a common theme) is supposed to make their message less legitimate.

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

Makes me wonder where the average Kei car is made?

Italian car recalled for being Italian. Such an Italian thing to do.

Wouldn’t be an Italian car without some risk of it burning to the ground...

Potato chips of the sea, you say?

I’ve always been told it’s for presentation. It’s a huge pet peeve of mine. Why should I have to get my hands dirty to pull off the tails before I dig into my plate of deliciousness?

DON’T YOU TELL ME I CAN’T HAVE SAMPLES. I’VE BEEN WAITING IN THIS LINE AND NOW IT’S MY TURN. AND I WILL TAKE ALL THE TIME I DESIRE. 

He’s the kind of guy that asks for samples when the line is extremely long.

Also today in Trump...

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

If there was a Racism Olympics, Australia would vie for the gold medal in every competition, alongside our own country (USA! USA!).

OMFG. Ten bucks says he’s now going to use that effing Presidential Alert thing to send us all dick picks to show us how big and presidential it is. 

This is going to get to him bigly.  She could have written that his presidency is the worst thing to happen to America since 9/11.  She could have written that his wife is hideous looking and braindead.  She could have written that he is a grade-A asshole and dumber than a nutless squirrel.  She could have called his…

and there goes breakfast

Before we pass judgement, do we know his anxiety levels about the economy?  I don’t want to accidentally assume that this is a racist piece of shit who was threatening a group of black people with a gun just so he didn’t have to share an elevator with them.

White folks, I’ma need an apology from y’all every day from here til eternity for inflicting this rancid creamsicle on the rest of us.

The model that looks closests to the police version is the Explorer Sport. And the drivers are aware of this, and use it to their advantage. I’ve routinely been cruising along minding my business only to have one of these speed up behind me attempting to make me go faster. Only to see them pass and see it’s Karen…