Man fuck you dick why don’t you go make out with Santa some more

Then call me a raccoon because I’ll put that trash in my mouth!

I grew up with that style of plate...

All the Oregon Coast is beautiful. I needa visit it more during sunset.

Good luck to them!

Like would they allow me to touch their hair? With my hands that I haven’t washed after eating God knows what?

This is extremely relevant to my interests.

I hate that the only choices for instant coffee are either the powder in cans or the Keurig capsules and there’s NO powdered packet coffee like in Asia.

Yes.

I kind of REALLY want to watch that.

I personally use That Guy

When my girlfriend used to work at Nordstrom, she would always sanitize the testers but even then she would never put tester makeup on her body.

The Plymouth Grand Voyager! Although technically the first car I steered was a 1994 Buick Century

Ooooh bed bugs are airborn in the way that they’re on airplanes, not that they’ve now grown wings and can fly everywhere.

Someone who doesn’t deserve any money.

Walking around Hong Kong in Sleeping Dogs was always a pleasure whenever I felt homesick for the place.

What level am I when I just don’t want to have anything to do with white people?

Man white people get so hysterical

And I WANT it