I pretty much assume any Ford Explorer is a cop car. I also pay attention to the number of antenna on the top of a vehicle.

Oh yeah?! Well the jerk store called and they’re running out of YOU!

2SPOOPY4ME!

You bastard

You want to hear about the roommate who let trash pile up on his bed so high, he slept on the floor for most of the year or the roommate who liked it icy cold in the room?

I know North Portland has more black people but it’s still not much.

I don’t get a flu shot because I don’t want to get autism.

What’s worse is when you use the far superior and scientifically advanced alternative of velcro straps, you get shamed for it!

Well tying shoes is a hassle.

U GO GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRl

There’s your problem. It’s Italian!

Well the etymology of ‘automobile’ is derived from the classical compounding of autós (αὐτός), meaning “self”, and the Latin word mobilis, meaning “movable”.

Yeah! Typical Rocket Justice Warriors!

Oh whew I was about to say something too! I was like “WHAT WHY I OUGHTA oh ok, yes.”

4SPOOPY8ME

YAS Once Upon A Time In The West comes back. Thee greatest wild west movie in cinematic history. Every wild west movie was ruined for me after this one.

I saw this on my Facebook feed this morning and all I can say is FUCKING RIGHT

What does this have to do with Jezebel! I came here to read stories about jezebel’s WHARRRGARBLLLL!!!

I got Unreal Tournament 99 flashbacks.