Gentleposters, I don’t think you all know how to spell Heaven Sent Fried Chicken; founded by Ezell Stephens himself after he was kicked out of Ezells Fried Chicken.

I was scared of driving for the longest time just solely because I was afraid of fucking up my car. It was my first car and several months after buying it, the head gasket blew and it started to smoke. It cost $2200 to fix and on Christmas Day too (extremely fortunate to have my dad pay for it since he felt he should…

See now THAT is TRUE charity! The kind where the only way it’s found out in public is if an inbetweener says something about it years after the fact.

Although I am dating a black woman and by the rule that having a black friend makes you not racist and subsequently having a black girlfriend makes me an honorary black person, I wouldn’t use the term even though I would be completely be okay in doing so.

Well that’s cute!

What the fuck is this cult shit

For your information

Completely understandable! Happens to everyone

Yes that was the joke. I’m well aware of the double entendre of a man putting his penis into another man’s anus for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

Well clearly the disgusted silence is from middle schoolers thinking it would be a GREAT musical!

Those red chunks in the strawberry ice cream are so chewy I can’t find anywhere else that has strawberry ice cream like that.

It’s more of an accessibility thing I guess. Before Jackie Chan hit the big time in America, I felt he was more accessible. When my family lived in Hong Kong in the 90's, my sister had the opportunity to have her picture taken with Jackie Chan while he was just waiting in the airport. No security etc. When he hit big,…

I love Donnie Yen. I hope he doesn’t become Americanized like Jackie Chan.

My girlfriend showed me video of a self-proclaimed Youtube makeup artist on some morning show or whatever who you could see her work gradually get worse as the camera went down the three models. The first model looked decent. The second model I could tell something was off.

I know I shouldn’t laugh but HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

When Belinda Carlisle has a Broadway musical, you let me know.

It’s only expensive if you do the coffin and funeral thing. Just cremate and scatter ashes in certain fun places so you don’t burden your loved ones with having to travel to visit your grave.

Because when I say “Good evening, m’lady!” I don’t have sex again for 6 months.

There are tons of asian movies where european or american characters are played by asians. Let’s just all focus on having a fun enjoyable movie time (or not) instead of all these namecallings

Japan’s really going to have to gut it out if they’re to have any hope of matching the Antarctica team’s performance!