Nope.

It's a sexual relationship, presumably, and probably a monogamous one; therefore, there's nothing wrong with ruling out anyone whose appearance doesn't turn you on. For some of us, that's thinning hair.

And yeah, everyone gets old and fugly eventually, but if you're marrying in your thirties, you can have a good…

I get feeling awkward and out of place when meeting friends of your SO or whatever, and feeling like you can't keep up. But seriously, the only way to get those people to like you, and to actually have a good time is to just dive into the conversation. Listen, react, ask questions, make connections to things you DO…

Unlike alarmist 24-hour cable news networks catering to the fearful geriatric set, a university is an academic environment where we discuss and debate a wide array of viewpoints.

I mispronounced it wrong for a long time.

What I want to know is- WHERE ARE ALL THE PENISES??! Hollywood sex is often a woman stripping naked while standing in front of the man, and the man managing to keep his pants on through the whole thing. That could not be further from most people's reality.

I am 100% for calling Lena out on the racist and classist shit in Girls but this is just weirdly bitter, especially considering that Lena's success should be something that Jezebel celebrates— as of this fall, female directors still only make up 13% of all directors of prime time tv shows. Dunham's show is flawed, but…

You know, that happened to me, too, when my blood sugar was high. And, yes, it was horrible. And there exist tons of literature for men about high blood sugar affecting erections; and they all claim it to be different for women (because women's orgasms are this ineffable, mysterious chimera based on so many abstruse…

Can we fucking stop with this shit? All this talk. All these articles about how sex can be great, suuure, without orgasms. ONE LITTLE DETAIL in all these articles though - almost all the women who don't come with their man are usually getting themselves off alone. I don't know about anyone else, but when I MASTURBATE,…

Yeah, I don't understand the anger here: If you want better kids, be better parents while the kids are young. Uh, isn't that what they're doing? If the kids are young enough to believe in Santa, I don't think it's too late to try to change the way they're being raised. And, frankly, no kid is owed a toy and candy orgy…

I know - I read it twice to make sure I wasn't missing something. I mean, surely there are some things she could say or do differently but how many parents do you ever hear say, "my kids have become brats, it's my fault, we're going to fix it." Are they supposed to just let this behavior continue on un-checked?

Those people are THE WORST.

Yeah! How dare somebody bring important issues to the attention of people who didn't already know!

"All this show did was make a bunch of sheltered, oblivious, middle-class Americans feel very smart about themselves. Out here, stuck in real life with the rest of us, it was just another day in the courthouse."

Your piece about Serial mirrors your critique thereof. You started off well, and laid a thesis on us:

Good god. Sour grapes much?

This piece makes you sound bitter, angry, cynical, burnt out and unpleasant.

(INT: Deadspin meeting room)

All this show did was make a bunch of sheltered, oblivious, middle-class Americans feel very smart about themselves.

All this show did was make a bunch of sheltered, oblivious, middle-class Americans feel very smart about themselves. Out here, stuck in real life with the rest of us, it was just another day in the courthouse.

I'll tell you what, boys: if you can find something to wear other than a grubby t-shirt and jeans, shave once in awhile, spend as much time on your hair and skin in the morning as women do, and learn how to make eyes at me across the room, I'll ask you out and pay for your dinner. Of course, I reserve the right to…