On the upside, her morning routine just got so much shorter.

Well I guess the producers of Magic Mike know their audience.

Well we know one guy who didn’t break out of prison recently.

Has anyone checked Bergdorfs?

Loling at the idea of Russian billionaires paying millions to African American lesbians playing basketball. Neverrrrr gonna happen over there.

What is the cause of death for these people? Heat? Disease? Accidents? Or all of those things..

Blatter Cancer

I think it’s mostly men that are tired of disappointing only one woman.

Dafuq?

What did Mitt Romney ever do with his Binders of Women? I’m sure we can peruse those and scrounge up some broads for these panels.

Tried this. It does not come out the same as the last photo.

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

Can we talk about whether there’s a difference between being racist and being offensive? Sometimes things are racist, for example, statements that ARE influenced by stereotypes about race, but then also maybe not that offensive? I think it’s good to notice how your opinions about things are formed by biases, but then…

I totally guessed John Mayer.

That ‘finger’ of Darwin looks more like a penis......

Lullz I have an Emily tee I bought last year. Hot Topic forever! (Usually online though because the store just isn’t the same)

Combat boots and dresses are very much back in. That’s the good thing about fashion—if you wait long enough, it all comes back in style.

You're dead-ass wrong about Kids. Still holds up.

It's simple. In the morning you just go straight to the laundromat. You can use the roll of quarters you found in his pocket the night before.