Saarbruken gray, bland? Pffft.
Farting in the pool is not a grenade.
How about 128 words to replace the current popular conversation filler “like”.
Really? You are going to play that yellow card now?
Interviewer: Who are you here to see tonight?
Kid: Your mother!
Oh! Avoid Blue Walls . . .
Clarification is the dumb ass was driving on a tank trail (i.e. “hardened road”). A big No-No in Germany. No police escorts are required as there is often plenty of signage indicating the same. The moving force provides the correct road guards when crossing public roads (a rare occurrence).
Sister post over on Jalopnik:
You forgot - Shut Up!