Hello. That's an actual gif of me heading, at speed, for booty. It's the greatest thing ever. Thank you.

Hello!

Thanks!

I don't get it either, dude.

I met him when we were out in LA. He's cool. Found my surname hilarious.

I was there. It was odd. Really odd. Like Doctor Who but with fewer Daleks and more car design. But... It did keep me entertained. While the plot was fucking bizarre it did do a novel job of recounting some of Jag's history.

S Q5 is quicker to 62mph than RS Q3, too.

Not as much as there COULD be though.

No worries! My surname does irk some people though.

It's my name... Sorry.

Thanks! I'll dial down the asshat next time.

Not as much as there could be though...

You have no idea how much of a compliment that actually is. We'll look in to shooting exclusively on iPhone for one film.

I shall punish myself immediately.

I was rather nervous about that. Good thing I didn't roll it...

It does understeer (lots) and I'm terrible at sideways stuff, so you're right. But it is hilarious fun, you'll have to trust me.

The roof on my S2 is easily removable. Getting it back on in a hurry, now THAT's a pain in the arse.

Funnily enough, when I had that car in I had to go get a flatpack wardrobe from Ikea. It went quickly enough.