unfortunately though, you just know that until & unless he’s locked up somewhere he’s going to spend the rest of his days trying to maintain his twitter-ego-high...

maybe he does in fact have the best words...but like a lot of other stuff he has...like the highest office in the land...

“How are you forced to use Facebook?”

how the fuck does mr “move fast & break things” get to bitch about the possibility that Warren would move fast to break his things...what the fuck is that about...?

“But Mueller absolutely could have pursued things harder.”

maybe they didn’t hear about the ban on bannon’s plan for a reichwing academy & are planning to show up at that nice looking place in the hills they threw his ass out of because nobody remembered to remove the calendar entry for some swanky event he invited them to when he moved in...

that has to be fake news...I mean he says right there in the clip that Schiff “made up my words” which is apparently a terrible thing that he’s “never seen before” so unless he types all his tweets with his eyes screwed shut...actually, that would explain a lot...

or it could be that we all assumed it was the slime that would be drained when actually he always intended to leave that crap behind & drain off the water it used to lie under so we could all smell the rotten mess as it warmed up in the daylight...

thank you kindly...I'd return the favor but I think that might smack of self-congratulation...

I don’t think it makes the grade for parody, either...to me it’s more of a paraphrasing...

I’m not knocking your excellent selection but I think I’d have gone with You [as in “we”] Can't Always Get What You Want...as tina points out...but hoping that if we try sometimes, we just might find we get what we need...

points (as ever) for style...but I think Mr Rupar may be overlooking a possibility that might win a round of Ockham’s Razor...

something’s chipped over there for sure...I don’t know if has anything to do with teeth...but you can see the chip right there on their shoulder plain as day...

“Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest [whistleblower]?”

only because I can’t think of a way to top twatwaffle right now...& you asked nicely...

& I’m sure you’re not alone in that...the short version is they aren’t periods...not least because the bits between them aren’t always full sentences...but also because for the most part they’re where there would be even more text if I wasn’t trying to make it the short version...

not that I don't think that comment deserved a star in its own right...but full disclosure: I came looking for a place to say that mayor of the greys remark deserved several but the only one I could have given it would have pulled it out of them & I felt like that would be wrong...

obviously in the grand scheme of things it’s fairly trivial but it’s still curious to me that the Fox version of the quote in the recap/précis you link to is

I fear we’re all out here under the handicap of actually being able to think...indeed it couldn’t matter less how far removed from eye-witness testimony the whistleblower’s account is...the only thing worth questioning about the account is whether or not it’s accurate & it would certainly appear to be...hell, it lined…

or anybody’s, really...