how is that no matter how many sequences like the one in that clip make it into circulation you still can’t believe what you’re seeing...? I mean, you can & you do...sickeningly...but there’s a part of your brain that just screams “what the fuck” the whole way through...

Splinter’s Dishonest Garbage:

[TL;DR: sorry...?had no intention of banging on at this kind of length when I started but I’m sort of loathe to delete it now I’ve built the damn wall of text...on the upside it does have a George Carlin clip...]

I'm not saying they aren't obviously pathetic...but I think the bathos part deserves a mention, too...

I don't know...but if that long piece they did on how far back the Trump family have been ripping off the taxpayer is part of it I guess it can't be all bad...

as it happens I know a fragile white guy named Doug...I read him your comment & he’d like you to know he’s very sorry for all the trouble he’s caused...

insufferably cheerful sometimes, sure...

sure seems like the CNN part of Atlanta thinks republican voters are the ones to court...& they didn’t seem overly interested in letting the stronger candidates on last night’s stage develop what they had to say when they could give that time to candidates with more in common with the party they aren’t in...

sure thing, buddy...pray for a left wing trump to come & metastasize whatever rot you can find in the only legitimate political party structure left in a two party system...

just for the sake of clarity - are you saying you’re still seeing team racist grifter as the better option, or “people” in the short list of voter pools that finagled his last Electoral College technical foul of a “win”...?

must take a lot of time in makeup to conceal that telltale goatee...

a charitable interpretation is certainly a refreshing way to go from time to time...but all in all I find myself reminded with troubling frequency that CNN birthed the 24hr news cycle in the first place...so if I was setting odds I’d favor it being more of a pop-will-eat-itself kind of a thing...

low blow...people love Charlie...& the guy on that stage doesn't deserve to have a dog that cool...

see, usually that autocorrect/typo/kinja thing that makes it towing the line not toeing the line bugs me out of all proportion but damn if he doesn’t drag that stuff around like an anchor...it might actually be a better metaphor than the starting line in a race or a barenuckle boxing match, which I think is where the…

I’m not sure this is the thing that forces our way into his accounting practices (although I’ll be as delighted as anyone if it is) but given the number of different avenues through which he’s blocking access to information the IRS presumably has (given how often he liked to tell us they’re spending tax dollars trying …

I’m not looking to defend the skinheads or anything & I certainly can’t tell you there was a point when they were all fine upright citizens who couldn’t be in the same room as a joke about a cornershop with a “paki” based punchline...

anyone paying attention knows you’re right about the troll thing...so either Hey Nineteen is about that old & feeling his oats...

he’s not trolling...it’s a crusade...or at least his chosen moniker would seem to suggest he thinks he’s down here in the lions’ den...

he & reason had irreconcilable differences...

I mean, obviously I’m no more clairvoyant than the next anonymous internet stranger but if you’re driving this year’s Mercedes-Benz & you live in the UK* you aren’t going to buy a Ford instead because the Germans passed that added cost right along to you...