Funny you should say that; i always did get the sense he'd make a great 'fall to the darkside' plotline...

As smart as it is funny; excellent work!

Liar, Liar.

also, my reaction to half these entries....

Yeah, I got your mother right here...

oh gawd...CANNOT unsee!!!!!

Gil Grissom; the CSI Bug Prophet...

I do believe this is somewhat relevant... :p

Looking at it, his entire concept is based on two pillars; one, the need for artificially generated 1g-equivalent gravity and two, that it look like the Enterprise.

Somewhere, some worker just read your comment, thought about it for a second, and then had a sad face...

A worthy winner.

sorry, i'm immature it seems and as much as i was trying to read your article, i was distracted by bewbs.

or this one.

i'm always torn between this one...

Heh.... when I was ten, I got grounded for months because i'd taken one of encyclopaedia britannica's and on the maps of the world, drawn out my plan for global domination.

Blegh.

i found it highly enjoyable but it is a very hollywood take on the Three Musketeers.

ah....so enough to bootstrap us upwards and onwards.

why haft thouest forsaken us so...!?!?!

I only have one real question; how much is 'tremendous quantities' and is it renewable on merely human timescales?