2 hours of angsty sex and emoting = art.

God, that must suck... she needs to be handing her bcard out to better people!

Probably the ultimate Batman villain. :p

only in a darwinian sense...

Much like the earlier 'furious masturbation' article, all that is required is the proper lubrication!

must be difficult...

Two highway patrolmen were startled when they see two neutrinos speeding by.

I call my penis the neutrino.

If you get this joke, you laughed before you read this.

Neutrino's going faster than light?

Neutrino.

"We don't allow neutrino's in this here bar!", shouted the bartender.

Lemme guess; we're currently overdue for a 'pulse'?

I'm sure there's an EU regulation preventing me from doing so...

Light the torches!!!!

95.7% Wub Wub....

ugh. never been one for angry sex... :(

Protip: Do not involve your gentials in any activity than can be described using the word furious.

Slave labour and tireless machines.

Fuckin. Awesome.