My husband was asked to be best man by a couple we only knew for about 3-5 years. The bride was always hot-headed, but we never had a problem with her... During the engagement, her awfulness was exposed.

That was multiple completely coherent English sentences. Liar!!

I’m so sorry - your mother is lucky to have you!

I bet she calls her farts toot-sweets

bang bang chitty chitty bang bang, our fine four fendered friend!! (I’m not even 30, love this movie)

or don’t get offended when someone takes part in cross-cultural experiences in other countries that help the local people/economies??

ehh.. on a trip to Thailand, we watched a performance by some Thai dancers who were children/teens. Afterwards I wanted to tell them how much I loved the performance and how their hard work was appreciated...it ended in them dressing me up as a Thai dancer. I did not expect that, but they were so damn cute…

ehh.. on a trip to Thailand, we watched a performance by some Thai dancers who were children/teens. Afterwards I wanted to tell them how much I loved the performance and how their hard work was appreciated...it ended in them dressing me up as a Thai dancer. I did not expect that, but they were so damn cute…

When I adopt a new pet, I like to say it won a scholarship fund that was established in the name of the pet who passed.

I bet most of these people have estranged families, because of their abusive need to control others.

I read somewhere that political beliefs are basically an amplification for how we think families should operate.

ugggh I had to listen to my mid-60s narcissist co-worker talk about how all of our clients are leaders of the industry, and everyone who doesn’t want our product are pathetic followers. 

A girl as well

Seven save us

Want to freak yourself out?

omg why do most hot men age so poorly??

It’s all domestic abusive tacits - literally keep repeating that the reason you hit them was because they dared to stand up for themselves.

People who look down on others for enjoying harmless things are really pathetic.

then they’ll just start a war that the unemployed starving masses will fight in, and it will decrease the unemployed starving population!

omg - makes total sense. That’s why ALL REPUBLICANS are against war and the death penalty, because if they’re against the murder of an innocent fetus, they’re against all murder.