This is the type of response for which I come here.

That hood ornament mounted in the center of the hood is hilarious. What kind of person does that?!?

I saw that video too (I chose not to embed it here considering it’s basically watching people die) and yeah, it really does look like something really wrong was happening. I hope the investigation actually turns out a real explanation.

Was wondering what happened to Emslie’s NPOCP post this morning

The C-3 was also built as a coupe, and my grandfather was lucky enough to get to work on one a few years ago. Unfortunately I was taking pics on a potato.

For those not familiar with “Le Monstre”

Mercedes is a pretty good writer. 

Totally heard the line in Hugh Grant’s voice. Rory’s just being “re-distributed.”

So who’s left to turn the lights out?

Ah. So the Bugatti drive was the quintessential “going out with a bang.”

Interference engine - an engine that interferes with your ability to get places because it breaks down a lot.

Yeah, these are certainly aimed at people completing vocational school, where the base understanding would be gained.

You should look up some classes at community colleges. You’ll get plenty of story writing opportunity doing it as well so it may not take away from your main writing job as much as you think either. If you write about it and you are employed as a contractor to Jalopnik you can write off the classes on your taxes as…

I’ve always had a soft spot for the shark nose too.

I believe they are called “collisions”.

Rory’s comment was just such an unforced error.

Was it this one?

Better yet:

Somewhere, deep within the steel and concrete labyrinth that is Troy Michigan’s Zoning and Housing annex (Inspections and Enforcement wing), a grizzled man slumps into his chair. Tracy, D. - case file TM - 18-22/JP-Fe2-O3 had meant so... so damn much to him.

For those that want to keep following these dingleberries