There are many more graduations to be had this spring. Don’t jinx it.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain, or so they say.

It’s more of a Plutocracy than oligarchy.

Apropos of nothing, this makes me look forward to Ken Burns’ next inevitable documentary series, “The Fuck You, I Got Mine Generation: Baby Boomers.”

Better late than...no, no, you’re right. I apologize.

On second thought, maybe it wasn’t a good idea to elect a racist, misogynist, Russian-loan financed toddler as president?

I’m not voting for another stinkin’ measure when they’re acting the way they’re acting.

I’m planning on keeping my PS3 around a long time just as a Blu-Ray/DVD player. (And for the games I refuse to re-buy.)

Gee, I’m real sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

Maybe it’s time for Andrew Breitbart to personally step in and become a more involved day to day Editor in Chief, as opposed to the hands off style he’s been doing since March 2012.

I don’t disagree except that I actually think Fox is a bigger threat than Russia ever was, is, or will be. Fox has been pumping misinformation into a huge percentage of our population for two decades. Without the groundwork that Fox has laid and continues to lay, Russia’s campaign would be pointless. Americans are…

Nope, I actually think the Russian investigation is about the most important story to cover right now.

We’ve got a breaking story to cover here in the Splinter Comment Section. I’m being told that the American press is vapid and awful and nearly as bad as the awful politicians they cover, largely because they’re all paid by the exact same people. Sources are telling the Splinter Comment Section that bullshit like this…

Unions are democracy in action in the workplace. Any Democrat who is anti-union is not a progressive and does not belong in an opposition party to the corporate power that is destroying this country. Shame on the DCCC for supporting an actual union buster. That should raise as much disgust as supporting a Klan member.

Citizens United is just the logical conclusion of the underlying case “Buckley v. Valeo”, which equated political donations (i.e., campaign cash) with free speech. Once you establish that, the 1st Amendment’s pesky “no law” bit gets in the way.
https://www.britannica.com/event/Buckley-v-Valeo

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

billionaires cannot be trusted and we should not clamor to elect them, even if they’re Oprah.