Oh come on, his column couldn’t have been that ba...

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

defamation’s a bitch when seven zeroes are involved.

I would definitely watch people doing speedruns of getting tossed out of Chuck-E-Cheese’s.

“Pardon me?”

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

Daily fucking reminder:

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

Is the bottom part Jalopniks new motto?

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

A friend of mine posted this sign from last weekend’s rally in Boston and I LOVE IT.

Steve Bannon look like he was bitten by a radioactive slob.

“I hope they play all their hit.”

AND HE STILL COULDN’T FIND A WAY TO DO IT LEGALLY. As the chants in New York stated, this shit is I.L.L.E.G.A.L.

You are using logic and rational thought. Stop it!

The sentiment floating around in the US is also present around the world. 45 can happen anywhere. As much as I hate to say it, I’d almost rather us close the fucking planet down for a day, and then decide to give a nice middle finger to every plucky government and cheap two-bit dick-tater that is looking at 45 and…

to quote many and internet commenter, is this really the hill you want to die on? Defending a fuck face who pushed an old lady out of his way?