+1 savage

To be fair, four months of college education couldn’t even teach this guy to rape competently. You expect coherent English as well?

You guys, I don’t know how I did it, it must be a miracle from God above, but I’ve been drunk so many times and never raped anyone. I’m not sure how I got this way. I’ve tried so often to get drunk and make poor decisions. I mean, there was that time I ate a lot of pizza and then barfed up a big pile of mozzarella…

Dirty? No. Moving? Yes. Reckless? Maybe.

I think Beverley’s rep is built on D, but he didn’t have a great year. Corey Brewer had a fantastic 2014/15 season, but really fell off this season. Ariza seems to be pretty solid. Motiejunas was injured much of the season, but he was touted as a real option for stretch 4.

No, you are not understanding this right.

I blocked my mother and everyone else in the world by deactivating my account.

No doubt about that. I mean, if all things being equal it’s a guy and a woman scrapping it out pound for pound, it’s just a pair of assholes. But a pro or college/olympic level athlete beating on 99% of other people is definitely a step up the ladder of shitty.

All questions of sexism aside, you should really not be interested in the excuses of anyone who hits anyone, in most cases. While I agree with your point on most levels, it kind of makes it look like you think women are special and delicate flowers that need protection from men, not people who can be just as shitty…

Come on. I mean, really, come on. How do you know the dryer sheets helped? You didn’t have a control. Occam’s razor says that simply soaking your slow cooker in in hot water for 20 minutes will loosen caked on foods. You provided no evidence that a dryer sheet can help, or did help in this case.

You are quite right. Not sure why I had that in my head. Must have heard or read something a few weeks or months back and buried it in my subconscious.

Let’s not forget that the Spurs didn’t shoot any better than the Warriors, and yet they still managed to gut out the win. Obviously the slower pace and and the lack of GS big men was important in this win, as was the shooting performance of Klay, Stef and the rest of the team.

What the fuck is wrong with some people?

Is it, like, a persecution complex or something else that makes you add in the part about “because the only thing worse than one woman talking is two, amirite?”

I mean, I suppose if you ate a handful of dried bay leaves a stem or vein might poke you a bit, but there’s no way a leaf simmered in a stock, soup or stew is going to pose any danger.

I guess it depends on how you look at it. I’m not Lebron lover, but if he’s 2 -5 in Finals after this season, it might speak even more to how good he actually was/is. The fact that he made it to 7 Finals series, with teams like last years Cavs shows how important he is to a team. I mean, replace Lebron with... KD,…

It’s so weird. Why does there need to be a specific “fetal” version of homicide? Homicide is homicide, no?

She should just record six absolute dogshit, terrible, garbage albums of garbage over the next six weeks and be like, “here’s your six albums, douchface.”

As a guy, no. Just... no. Goat fucking is not worth some relationship that might not even last.

Insults based on sexual preferences make you look like a bigger jerk than the OP. It’s 2016 man, we are supposed to be past this bullshit.