Dude, I can’t believe you’d type all that out at Jezebel and not see how immediately you’d get called out for mansplaining. Where you were. It makes you sound really dumb to completely ignore a woman’s lived experience by telling her she’s “overstating it”. Gross.

Good for Kermit. Miss Piggy always treated him like garbage, when she wasn’t manipulatively fawning over him.

I didn’t care for the yarn aesthetic in Kirby, and I’m sure it’s not any better here. I mean, I’m fine with this type of game being made, but I guess I’m wondering... why? What is it about yarn? Couldn’t this exact same game be made without the yarn look? Yes, yes it could.

You forgot to admit that if HitchBOT where ‘Murrican, you’d be inscribing his name on that wall with all the dead soldiers.

Waiting for this to come out for Vita. It will be a must buy for me.

You can probably find the PSP version somewhere too. I still have my old UMD. So good.

Not culottes. Capris, if anything.

A group of friends and I saw the movie a few weeks back, and it is indeed a real turd. However, we did actually toss out some ideas of what we think a real, next, good Jurassic Park/World movie should be.

It takes a little getting used to, for sure. I started playing out against bots only, just to get a feel for the game.

If you’re being honest, most hockey teams have a majority of Canadians on them. 10 out of 25 of the current Blackhawks squad are Canadian. There are only four American born players on the roster. And there were 12 Canadians on the cup champ LA team from the year before and 21 on the Bruins team from 2011.

I loled

I cannot agree with your list.

T Hawk?

Or, maybe women shouldn't have to worry that the guy that's beside them at the bar is going to punch their lights out if he gets angry.

See, the problem here is, it’s not a fair fight. We got a university level quarterback. I guy that’s in the best shape of his life, he’s strong and fast and he both outweighs and out-heights the woman.

Dadbod been a thing forever.

Clearly a butt. Unless those are the worlds fattest knees.

I will find a coxswain for Kristen.

I guess that’s one way to request a trade.