A group of friends and I saw the movie a few weeks back, and it is indeed a real turd. However, we did actually toss out some ideas of what we think a real, next, good Jurassic Park/World movie should be.

It takes a little getting used to, for sure. I started playing out against bots only, just to get a feel for the game.

If you’re being honest, most hockey teams have a majority of Canadians on them. 10 out of 25 of the current Blackhawks squad are Canadian. There are only four American born players on the roster. And there were 12 Canadians on the cup champ LA team from the year before and 21 on the Bruins team from 2011.

I loled

I cannot agree with your list.

T Hawk?

Or, maybe women shouldn't have to worry that the guy that's beside them at the bar is going to punch their lights out if he gets angry.

See, the problem here is, it’s not a fair fight. We got a university level quarterback. I guy that’s in the best shape of his life, he’s strong and fast and he both outweighs and out-heights the woman.

Dadbod been a thing forever.

Clearly a butt. Unless those are the worlds fattest knees.

I will find a coxswain for Kristen.

I guess that’s one way to request a trade.

I mean, personally, I’m all for seeing this.

I don’t get the butthurt here. Draymond increased his numbers every year so far, except in free throw shooting. Why you think he’d regress now? And why would he leave the Warriors, who, if they can keep the core of this team together, have a chance to repeat?

Draymond high as fuuuck? Yuuup.

I don’t get why Blatt is a “doofus”. The only reason people really have to point at for this attitude is that Lebron ignores and doesn’t respect him. For... reasons?

Don’t know if you caught it, but the parents are involved in a “bitter dispute”. I believe this is nothing more than spite from a dickhead father, doing whatever he can to make his ex’s life hell. If it impacts his child, well, so be it. Just as long as he can fuck with the ex, it’s all good.

That’s what I was thinking. Is there going to be someone there to make sure she doesn’t do a 3am breastfeeding? How ridiculous.

And once that fetus is born, we’ll toss it in the foster care system and neglect it until it’s time to send it to prison. Pro Life! Yay!

I’m only 6’ and I can totally sympathize with the airplane thing. On my recent vacation to the UK, we paid $100 extra for the seats with leg room because it’s worth it not to have your knees jammed in to the back of the seat in front and to have the option to stretch out and cross my legs. Totally worth it and I’ll…