Dadbod been a thing forever.

Clearly a butt. Unless those are the worlds fattest knees.

I will find a coxswain for Kristen.

I guess that’s one way to request a trade.

I mean, personally, I’m all for seeing this.

I don’t get the butthurt here. Draymond increased his numbers every year so far, except in free throw shooting. Why you think he’d regress now? And why would he leave the Warriors, who, if they can keep the core of this team together, have a chance to repeat?

Draymond high as fuuuck? Yuuup.

I don’t get why Blatt is a “doofus”. The only reason people really have to point at for this attitude is that Lebron ignores and doesn’t respect him. For... reasons?

Don’t know if you caught it, but the parents are involved in a “bitter dispute”. I believe this is nothing more than spite from a dickhead father, doing whatever he can to make his ex’s life hell. If it impacts his child, well, so be it. Just as long as he can fuck with the ex, it’s all good.

That’s what I was thinking. Is there going to be someone there to make sure she doesn’t do a 3am breastfeeding? How ridiculous.

And once that fetus is born, we’ll toss it in the foster care system and neglect it until it’s time to send it to prison. Pro Life! Yay!

I’m only 6’ and I can totally sympathize with the airplane thing. On my recent vacation to the UK, we paid $100 extra for the seats with leg room because it’s worth it not to have your knees jammed in to the back of the seat in front and to have the option to stretch out and cross my legs. Totally worth it and I’ll…

Sure Iguodala deserved it. Lebron did too. Frankly, it’s not all about stats, as this choice proves. Iggy was invaluable to his team, as was James. James had no choice, due to injuries, to shoulder the load and amass those numbers. Would he have had the same monstrous stat lines with Love and Kyrie on the floor?…

I get that Lebron played a fucking series for the ages. The guy is the best player in the world, no doubt. I say that, and I don’t even like him. I don’t like his game, I don’t like the way he mugs around the court, I really just don’t like him. But the man can play and play like no one else can or does.

I don’t do the whole celebrity crush thing, but I have a pretty huge one on Kristen.

While I respect your desire for shorts that are that length, they are also a fashion disaster. They make your legs look weirdly short. They are basically capris and any capri that’s not somewhat form fitting just looks like a baggy mistake.

You have indeed lost your mind. You can easily see that after landing he purposefully “stumbles” forward. No doubt he was trying to interfere with the player.

This stuff is amazing. I started using it a few months back and it changed my life. I’m not a particularly sweaty or stinky person, but you know how it is after a long day of sweating right? Rank pits, yo.

This stuff is amazing. I started using it a few months back and it changed my life. I’m not a particularly sweaty or…

It’s not pay to win. You can pay to win with money, or you can pay to win with time. The problem isn’t that you can pay money to acquire better cards faster, the problem is that for players who’ve invested very little money (I’m around the $15 mark) we were lucky to get in after the game came out of beta, when playing…

Coleton? Fuck you. Those are unfit parents.