The last time I played actual ball, I was about 35, out of shape and tore my ACL. Haven't played since, except to shoot around a bit.

Blazers play in the West? The only real stories in the West are:

I loved that line too. And seriously, what is it with overhyped white players and names that start with 'J'? Could a guy named Jud, ever be a great player? Jud is the name equivalent of dropping a ball of pizza dough on to the floor.

Regardless of Love's defensive liabilities, no team would sign him to play defense. You sign Kevin Love to rain 3s, grab 10 boards a night and throw ridiculous outlet passes.

Just me and the gf exchanging gifts this year and she got me a Lego Millenium Falcon. Not what I was expecting at all, but totally cool!

Because fingers don't count? Unless they are your boyfriend's, of course. Then you would be an unclean whore. Also, try not to get raped, because then you're just no good for anything.

Knicks... Lakers... it's a real toss up where Josh will implode a team best.

Philly shouldn't be allowed to blatantly lose their way into contention.

San Marzano is a variety of tomato, not a brand. So, if you're not buying San Marzano, it probably doesn't really matter what brand you're using.

Kind of smacks a bit of sour grapes. Koenig was a crime reporter too, wasn't she? And yet she moved on and helped create a fairly engrossing podcast. Meanwhile, you're stuck writing bitchy screeds on a Gawker website.

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I'm sorry, but I'm a guy and that's just bullshit. Yeah, sure, sometimes things get sticky or uncomfortable. What you do is, if you have room, you readjust. If you don't you handle it until you can find the space or privacy. The other thing you could do is stand up and give the seat to someone else, if your giant…

I've got about 35 - 40 hours on two different characters and had zero crashes so far on my PS4. Anecdotal, I know, but yours is the first comment I've seen mentioning anything about crashes.

Really? You think the NBA is going to change the lottery rules?

I do feel a sense of...boredom with the overt sexuality that is just everywhere in pop music, mainly because it seems like it's the only way female pop stars are packaged these days

Ok. It just looks like the "you" in the chart is referring to Tina.

That doesn't make any sense.

So, Notch retires and Mojang decides the best way to expand the Minecraft brand is by a pointless point and click game from TellTale, a company barely on the edge of relevance?