wondering just how Mario did something—only to realize that, regardless of the dozens of hours I've spent playing the actual game, I don't actually know that much about it at all. That's when I realize that a player has so many possibilities when it comes to moving Mario that, for hardcoreSuper Mario 64 players,…

False equivalency. The American prison and justice system makes money on the backs of citizens incarcerated for trivial matters, and has a vested interest in keeping things the way they are. Policies like the most obvious one, the War on Drugs, that don't actually help society, don't work to keep drugs off streets and…

I really don't see the need for gender specific places.

I work that two on/one off/two on/two off schedule. It's divine.

The fedora is just naturally assumed to be part of the outfit, like socks and underwear.

Totally off-topic: I thought your name was crotchtilt. That is all.

Is Byron Scott just tanking this team on orders from upper management/owners for a lottery pick next year?

Who's to blame for that? All the beer chugging, homophobic date rapist bros? Or the rest of us?

"Ruben"? I guess that's how Homer would spell it...

I literally just ate a Reuben.

Sorry man, but the "bro" philosophy comes with a lot of negative stereotypes.

You're right, it's not racist to not like a certain style of game, but that's not what it looked like from your words. You said "Con: Japanese", and that is racist.

There's something there, but... it was just kind of too boring for too long. Intriguing enough that I'll check out a few other tracks.

Nope. Nothing about this even looks good. Obviously the reviews are saying gameplay is fun, but it mostly looks like a shitty twitch-fest, coupled with a B-tier Saints Row aesthetic.

Well, first of all, I never said there was anything wrong with being an "extreme bro", I only said it was a turn off. I don't identify with that culture.

Ha, that's it in a nutshell. "Brutal and tasteless" essentially sums up the X-box brand and why I never wanted one and will never get one. MS's original branding strategy of "extreme bros" and toxic green and just EXTREME overall was, and continues to be, an instant turn off.

Two things stand out after watching the news segment:

I know the only way my body absorbs ingredients is through my mouth.

Not sure how well known the legal info for the US is, but in Canada prospective employers cannot ask for passwords to social media, email or anything. There's all sorts of privacy laws tied in to it, as well as being considered a human rights violation in many cases.

"Are there really any good slurs for white people?"