"AND HE DIDNT HATE MY HAIR" :D

Fun fact: "jeesh" in my language means "pee." You just said pee, ha ha.

He's a famous baseball player.

WTF did I just read.

Oh my.

Kinky.

I'm slightly more distracted at how ugly their faces are.

Looks a bit like her nipples have been tied to her knees.

Breasts have evolved over time. Back in the Roman age they were made of Jello. This is historically accurate.

You should be able to check a box that says "chimney" and have it dropped down into your fireplace. You could amaze so many kids. Santazon.

Is it racist if I say unfortunate name? (I don't see how so... it'd be unfortunate if your name was J.O. Simpson or any other unpleasant person)

You might want to rethink the wording for your post. I get what you're saying, but someone casually browsing through is going to see "I can't recommend To The Moon" and cut off when they get to that first comma.