We don't need your apologies. Our body hair shields us in the power of awesome.

*plays a chesthair solo*

The guy is holding down a job and he's an adult.

Console ketchup noobs.

Hashtags...*cringe*

Yeah....

Rude customer meets rude employee, filmed by rude cameraman in front of other rude customers.

Hmm. Looks like this is a job for:

you click the triangle and a video plays...exactly what more do you want it to do?

What a coincidence! I too would rather wear a veil than nipple tassles.

Wayne Rooney, Islam, nipple tassels and anti video game sensationalism. A front page like this comes along once in a lifetime for British tabloid editors!

Did you guys not get Aliens: Colonial Marines up there then?

Because that game made me want to go on a murdering spree..

No, that would just be an invasion of our "rights". If we just track gamers we can limit the invasion to only the bad people. /rollseyesthroughhead

"I’m not one to get in there and monitor everything, but if this indeed is a strong link, right, to mass killings then why aren’t we looking at frequency of purchases per person? And also, how often they’re playing and how many—maybe they time out after a certain hour."

Let's not bring logic into this, okay?

But god forbid we track people who own/use ACTUAL firearms.

If you remove certain body parts, pikachu resembles another body part

They had plenty of games running on actual hardware at PAX.