How old is this technology? It can’t be all that old, or else every 80s metal video ever made would have featured it somehow.

I GET IT

Never have I’ve seen someone so eager to reach the bulbs inside a Speedo.

Just as a warning, this is a tough crowd. Take some solace in the irony that every person telling you to read didn’t bother reading the comments of every person before them telling you to read.

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

My favorite AI related post in recent memory (don’t even care if it’s real or not, it’s hilarious):

Here is an AI-generated press release:

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

I was worried people wouldn’t see it.

“Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.”

A very tongue in cheek, yet faithful “metal” cover.

WRX?, S-Cargo?, those are just stupid. I think it is fun when you guys think outside the box and come up with things that could work, but no one would normally consider. However, neither of these even remotely check that box. This irritates me a bit, because while I am a mere 5' 10", my twin sons are 15 and 6' 4". We…

DEEZ

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The Spider Tank is a really unexpected addition to the franchise.

It’s so iconic that even the current DC animated series can’t help but reference it.

Maybe you just need to try it with updog

Fun fact: the Cleveland Tuesday is also the fourth-dirtiest sex position named after the city of Cleveland.

Why can't they bring back good shows, like BJ and the Bear? There's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey.