Solution: avoid Virginia at all costs.

"The original pirate bay was full of viruses filled torrents."

ah life in the Canadian Army

Fort Wainwright Air Base

But does he have more branding?

PLEASE STOP CALLING RC TOYS DRONES!!!!

The saddest part of the linked article has nothing to do with the drone. It's that they include a quote from a George Gonzalez, "who has been coming to TGI Friday's with his wife for their twice-a-week "date night" for almost 16 years."

Also works great on the Gizmodo website :) I only ever remember this site has ads when I view it on my phone.

The sperm-themed pillowcase is a nice touch.

A couple more titty sucking stories and you might just jump up to #11. Ill be waiting..

Coke tastes better when it's $8 a glass.

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."

Last time I heard "I'm as pure as pure can be", the motherfucker sold me an eighth of talcum powder.

Finally, after reading the message one more time, Gurson remembered.

Worthless without pics of the wife and cheerleader side-by-side.

I have to be honest.. this story seems juicy with some possible sex stuff, cheating, douchbaggery phone snitching, blackmail and the like... I think I saw allegations of a private room strip club foracble titty sucking ...but I dont know who the fuck these people are

Has he not looked at pictures of Maria Shriver vs. the nanny? Elin Nordren vs. a Perkins waitress?

I sell cars at a dealer and even I wonder why I exist.

Is anyone really surprised that FSU girls have gotten really good at avoiding football players?

Seems that Apple marketing did this review...why so biased?