Could you please forward this article to the Hon. Stephen Harper, just remove the F-35 pictures. It just looks too cool......to not get those would be CRAZY!

anyone who's masturbated after doing too much cocaine knows extended contraction of muscles + dehydration is a sure shot to muscle cramps

Wow, the post from Steeda (and repost via Jalopnik) went through every car site and forum that I visit like crabs through Cancun. Bang on reporting.

If only a company like Steeda had access to a device that could accurately determine the weight of a vehicle. I bet there would be a market for such a technology. Someone should look into that.

This dude was sitting in the car when Steeda weighed it.

Bose? My god.

Great car if you don't have to look professional and grown up at work.

SO, what was the writer was doing with 'Jason' all that time?

No Nissan, hashtags and giant crates won't make me want your products any more than I already do....

Your cat doesn't love you. You are making that up, and you should know that.

It means you're an infidel and a heretic, not to mention an anathema. Your lack of Pi-theism will be corrected, or punished, or both. Read the Book Of Raspberry Orthodoxy to begin cleansing yourself.

He though he was Magnum PI, but he's really just Magnum PRNDL.

The Russians felt comfortable doing that under Bush I/II, Reagan, and, hell, even Nixon!

I think it looks great! ...from the A-pillar forward.

Probably shouldn't tell people you have lime trees.

He's probably thinking, "My God. The last car I ever drive is going to be a Geo fucking Metro."

Sort every folder by date for easier browsing.

Anything can be currency. I know of a college girl who had sex with a guy she barely knew on the ground at Talladega in exchange for a baked potato. She was drunk and hungry. I'm not kidding.

Really? No love for the WD TV Live Plus?