I can’t believe I just read that shit...

The only part of this story that surprised me was the fact you get your licence plates in the mail.

Doesn’t BMW fudge the horsepower numbers so they match the prices...

Right-click on the Windows icon...or use “alt-F4”...

We used to hit our buddy’s kill switch at intersections...just as the light changed...

Wearing a T-shirt with his own name on it...pretty much sums it up...

You missed the female SEAL in the lead photo...

Sorry...but when Kate Gosselin bought one it ruined it for everyone...

So how do all these teenagers who refuse to drive figure into this?

When the Zombipocalypse comes...no one is going to care whether you recycle or not...

The previews have expiry dates...

If you have to count off two seconds to make sure they haven’t just paused...you’re not listening...

Of course you’re completely ignoring the debate about removing the green stem...

Another couple that only has sex when traveling...

True...remember the petitions for the Audi TTRS...and nobody bought them cause they were still hairdresser’s cars...

So...picking touch-up paint from memory doesn’t work...wow...

Couldn’t find any American volunteers to picture?

All I saw was “barrel-roll-recovery” and thought it was another “Pool Party Cop” video again...

My machine fills a lot quicker when I leave it on Hot Water...

First off...Miracle Whip is NOT mayo...