I only got as far as them making fun of the Professional Engineer designation...I mean...seriously...Phys Ed...?

Little too much like one of those "Lebensborn" outfits...creepy....

You're confusing mopeds and scooters...

Drilling holes to mount the fake wall kind of defeats the whole idea...

Tire pressure sensors...forgot about those.

No need to call the cops unless you actually have insurance and are planning on making a claim. It usually takes them an hour or two to show up anyways.

Seems fairly obvious that neither one can cook...the wife just gets the job by default because he's already grabbed the remote.

Just put a tracking device on her car if you're that worried about what she's up to...

reflections...

You're assuming a fresh pot of coffee ever lasts more than an hour...

Seems like a lot of work for a cable that usually runs $2 or $3.

So...basically...you ordered two pairs of headphones with no intention of keeping them...congrats...

UPDATE: The pilot, Ladislao Tejedor Romero, was experienced in fighter jets and was also an assistant to Spanish Defense Minister Pedro Morenes, according to the AP. It's not yet known what brought the plane, an Hispano Avacion HA-200 built in the 1950s, down to the ground. Two rescue workers were also taken to the…

Presentation? Hope you're not talking PowerPoint...I'd show you the door right then...

As early as possible? Never!

How are you supposed to boot off a CD if your computer won't boot?

Nothing about proper cleaning, disinfecting, or how safe is the existing chemical treatment?

We call them "satellite kids" here in Vancouver.

"The Skill Of Gymnastics, The Kill Of Karate..."

Seems to be a bit of a Fan Boy effect happening here...