Sure sucks I have to mute kotaku.com because of autoplaying videos, then leave the site to watch embedded youtube videos.

Scantron. Maybe it was how they were naming things back then.

I’d really like a show called “Hot Takes” where Steven A. Smith and Sean Evans just give some of the hottest takes possible on sports, politics, and pop-culture.

Like popular group games that you play with fortune cookies, examples being adding on, “in bed” or “with a chainsaw”, people need to understand that most companies core values need the appropriate add on, “but also as long as it makes us money” tacked onto the end.

If it didn’t have the fake pillar, it would just be an expensive looking Ford Flex.

Find someone that looks at you like Dan looks at this chonky cat.

Sam Adams is the fancy beer to people who talk like that.

Make sure you get the feet right. - Rex Ryan

The video is also garbage, as the main lifehack from it means buying a purpose built tool to prevent splattering.

Tattoo artist also used to turn people away when there was an idiot who wanted a face tattoo.

So good.

My last intern didn’t know who Ludacris was.

Totally clicked on this thinking a kid hatched a duck from a carton of chicken eggs he bought.

I believe hot beer (e.g. just hot beer) is its own thing in Europe, and has been for some time. I think the polish version is a Grzane Piwo / Grzaniec. I first heard about those years ago on a beer podcast, maybe Sour hour?, I forget. People kept writing in about it since for sour beer you normally let them warm up a…

But he is also the hot-dog.

Toast up an onion roll instead. You will not be disappointed.

Not graphic. Move to Canada.

Cop cars sure are going to get uglier. 

We all have a little bit of Assman in us.